For the words you mean but won't say

Say what they can't.

AI-crafted insults, resignation letters, and breakup messages. Personalized, delivered, and devastatingly funny.

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Three ways to drop the mic

Pick your category. Set your tone. We handle the rest.

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Roast Someone

Birthday burns. Office banter. That friend who deserves it. Custom insults crafted with surgical wit.

  You bring everyone so much joy... when you leave the room. Happy Birthday, legend.
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Quit in Style

From professionally petty to scorched earth. Leave your job the way you always fantasized about.

  Per my last everything, I resign. The microwave fish guy can have my desk.
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End It

Gentle letdowns to savage goodbyes. When you need to rip the band-aid off with a little humor attached.

  This relationship has the same energy as a Netflix show that got cancelled after one season. I wish you well.

Dead simple

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Pick your poison

Roast, resign, or break up. Tell us who it's for and why they deserve it.

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Set the tone

Slide from gentle nudge to nuclear option. We write a message that matches your exact level of petty.

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Preview and send

Read it, laugh at it, tweak it if you want. Then we deliver it by email so you don't have to.

Dial in your level of savage

Every message has a tone slider. You choose how far to take it.

😌 Gentle
😏 Cheeky
😈 Savage
💥 Nuclear

Some messages are too good to type yourself.

RoastGram writes the words you mean, wraps them in humor, and delivers them so you never have to.

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